Chinese Is Easy, Right?

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1. Chinese is easy, right?Chinese is easy, right?
2. No past tense, no pluralsNo past tense, no plurals
3. Just four little tonesJust four little tones
4. How hard can it be?How hard can it be?
5. 妈 is your mom, 马 is a horsemā is your mom, mǎ is a horse
6. Same little ma, different tone, of courseSame little ma, different tone, of course
7. 买 means buy, 卖 means sellmǎi means buy, mài means sell
8. Get the tone wrong, now you're selling as wellGet the tone wrong, now you're selling as well
9. 汤 is a soup, 糖 is sweettāng is a soup, táng is sweet
10. One for the bowl, one for the treatOne for the bowl, one for the treat
11. 我想问你 – I want to ask youwǒ xiǎng wèn nǐ – I want to ask you
12. 我想吻你 – whoa, I want to kiss you!wǒ xiǎng wěn nǐ – whoa, I want to kiss you!
13. Chinese is easy, right? (Right!)Chinese is easy, right? (Right!)
14. Chinese is easy, right? (Right!)Chinese is easy, right? (Right!)
15. Four little tones, what could go wrong?Four little tones, what could go wrong?
16. Chinese is easy, right?Chinese is easy, right?
17. 四是四，十是十sì shì sì, shí shì shí – Four is four, ten is ten
18. 十四是十四，四十是四十shísì shì shísì, sìshí shì sìshí – Fourteen is fourteen, forty is forty
19. 妈妈骑马，马慢，妈妈骂马māma qí mǎ, mǎ màn, māma mà mǎ – Mom rides a horse, it's slow, Mom scolds the horse
20. 四是四，十是十！sì shì sì, shí shì shí! – Four is four, ten is ten!
21. Chinese is easy, right? (Right!)Chinese is easy, right? (Right!)
22. Chinese is easy, right? (Right!)Chinese is easy, right? (Right!)
23. Four little tones, what could go wrong?Four little tones, what could go wrong?
24. Chinese is easy, right?Chinese is easy, right?
25. Easy, right?Easy, right?
26. wooplayer!wooplayer!